11 March 2014

Sh*t Men Say

Once again, I feel the need to repeat some of the ridiculousness that comes out of Kyle's mouth.
Voyage of the Mee Mee
This isn't the list that I would really like to share; but my Granny reads this blog. Gotta keep it PG-13 ;)
Ready? 
"That little sucker stinks! It was just a little bubble but it packed a mean punch." Obviously I needed to hear about this particular fart's size in addition to suffering through it's stench...in the car.
"I like this shirt. Wanna know why? It says, 'I'm casual, but here to shoot shit.'" (In reference to a Carhartt button up...)
During the Oscars: "She's young to be a costume designer. I picture them all old and decrepit."  
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He does some pretty absurd things as well. 

Yep. He put lipstick on our daughter, and not well might I add. 


You can't begin to imagine how proud he was for doing this.



And this, only because it really pisses me off. 

What kind of craziness have you heard a dude say lately?

I hope you are having a great week so far! 


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