Kyle was emailed these questions the day they were posted on Mal Smiles. When I asked him yesterday about his answers he claimed he "needed more notice" and the day before was "a tight deadline." So, I asked him the questions and typed as he answered. You should know that all answers were given in his "dumb hick" accent.
1. What was your first job?
Grass cutter. I cut grass. ( I call bullshit. I think your first job was the army. Chores don't count. )
2. What is the biggest risk you've ever taken?
Uh, gettin' married. Havin' a baby. Jumpin' out of airplanes.