You know the kids' show Chuggington? They say "honk your horns" frequently and Mallory has always changed it to "honkey horns!" to be used as an expression. Well, the other day she saw something she thought was extra impressive and shouted "honkey SHIT!"
And so it begins...
Mallory Susan Woward
How old are you?
2 (holds up one finger)
Where do you live?
*my bad. stupid question...
Can you count to ten?
1, 2, 3 ,5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Can you sing your ABC's for me?
a, b, c, q, r, s, t, k, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, v, v, w, x, w, z
*I think most letters are accounted for at least once somewhere in her list.
What is your favorite thing to eat?
Oil! (points to the olive oil dispenser on the counter)
What's your brother's name?
Mikey's one. Michael Robert Susan
*two answers for the price of one folks!
What is your favorite color?
What do you want to do today?
Go to a fun place.
*Now don't we all...
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